James Taranto in WSJ OpinionJournal's Best of the Web Today has made a running joke of his description of John Kerry, "the haughty, French-looking senator from Massachusetts, who by the way served in Vietnam".

But in an interview by the Weekly Standard, Dennis Miller goes him one better:

I knew Kerry was going to have to run for president because his features are so chiseled, his actual skull could be on Mt. Rushmore. The guy looks like an Easter Island statue in a power tie.

It's a good interview: read the whole thing.

(Hat tip to Croooow Blog, which is now at a new address.)