Doctors Reattach Teen's Head After Car Wreck.

Okay, so his head wasn't completely detached; though his vertebrae were shattered, his spine was intact, as were the arteries of his neck. Still. Six months later, he's back playing basketball; that's a miracle if I ever saw one. I love living in the 21st century.

Or maybe we're living in a Rob Reiner movie:

Miracle Max: Is he completely decapitated or just mostly decapitated?

Inigo: What's the difference?

Miracle Max: If he's completely decapitated, there's only one thing you can do.

Inigo: What's that?

Miracle Max: Go through his pockets and look for loose change.